Obligatory Inaugural Blog Post

Useless blogs have gone the way of Geocities sites. Nobody wants to read them. Everybody wants niche and informative content. I don’t care enough about any one thing enough to blog in a niche, and writing informative content makes me want to flay my own skin.

So I’m making a useless blog anyway because I think that some folks still want to read them, and I needed a new way to get people to download my book. It’s a really good book and everyone over the age of 18 should read it.

In this useless blog I intend to review movies and books, talk about random shit in my life, and generally waste people’s time. It should be fun. And if it’s not fun I’ll stop doing it. That’s the Marty Shambles guarantee.